It's Funny

*Crude humor and shock may follow

most-awkward-moments:


Magnetic Thinking Putty
can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it
you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around
then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers
then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children

ok but

most-awkward-moments:

Magnetic Thinking Putty

can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it

you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around

then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers

then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children

ok but

(Source: tooprettyforprison)

alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:

thetexaschainsawmanicure:

grahamalambadingdong:

surfdog2000:

fairy-wren:

shoebill tossing around a duck
(photo by clive white)

shoebills: douchebags of the animal kingdom





oh gosh rude

My god, it even looks like a douchebag.

alasihavetransfiguredmyfeet:

thetexaschainsawmanicure:

grahamalambadingdong:

surfdog2000:

fairy-wren:

shoebill tossing around a duck

(photo by clive white)

shoebills: douchebags of the animal kingdom

oh gosh rude

My god, it even looks like a douchebag.


(Source: moveintomymind)

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